Well, I’m not lying about the lasers, just that they don’t do any of the cutting.
Yes, I had something like this in mind when I first saw pictures of the StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000 (plus it does have a pretty space-age name too):
Fanciful ideation aside, the StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000 does promise a more precise shave, thanks to projected lasers that help you get that Tony Stark do you’ve always wanted. Most of us guys have had our fair share of shaving accidents, where thanks to the slightest misstep, we decide to just do away with all the fuzz on our face to save ourselves the embarrassment. Well, thanks to this innovation, the chances of that happening can be reduced.
Besides the unique application of lasers, this clipper comes with 17 different length settings, a zoom wheel to help you lock your chosen length more easily, and the obligatory skin-friendly high-performance blades. What’s more, it’s rechargeable, and water resistant too – making it easy to wash and clean. To put the icing on the cake it doesn’t cost the moon and the stars, at under US$100.