healthy relationship is purely subjective. Just ask Linda, who’s been romantically involved with a train and a helicopter in the past. But that’s all old news. She’s recently moved on and married Bruce, the Ferris Wheel. No, I did not leave out the word ‘conductor’ if you’re wondering. She actually married a funfair ride.
“Just like a normal couple, there’s not much difference in how we do things or how we spend time with each other,” she says, pink in the face as she touches the cold metal frame of the ride. Someone please put this ferris wheel out of its misery.
And of course, for every object-raping psycho out there, there is always a loyal sidekicks that support their crazy endeavours. Go ahead, watch her wedding video, I dare you.