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CHRISTMAS HATS FOR THE QUIRK IN YOU

CHRISTMAS HATS FOR THE QUIRK IN YOU

Who cares for the same old boring red and white fluff hats? It’s that one time of the year where you can proudly channel your inner douchebag without being judged by your relatives you never knew you had*. Forget the boring ol’ Santa elf hats and don these ones instead.

*Obviously, I was joking. Judged, you will be. Welcome to life.

The Leprechaun (via funny-pictures.feedio.net)

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Ideal for: The drunk douchebag. And a great excuse not to help out for dinner. “I’d love to give you a hand in the kitchen, but I can’t exactly fit through the door. Toodles”

The Christmas Tree (pranksstore.com)

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Ideal for: The introvert looking to go unnoticed. Just don’t go walking with this into an organ donation centre. Your eyes might be misconstrued as Christmas presents and poked out of you alive.

The Boinga (via spirithalloween.com)

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Ideal for: The short people. They exist. Really.

The Cold Turkey (via funnyauctions.co.uk)

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Ideal for: Mr. Bean fanatics whom would like a less messy ordeal. It can also be propped on the dining table if you absent-mindedly forgot to book your turkey for Christmas.

The Chimney (via doblelol.com)

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Ideal for: The ditsy. There’s obviously so much space in her head for Santa to fit his lumpy belly through.

The Confrontational Turkey (via ukchristmaspresents.com)

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Ideal for: Exposing closeted skeletons. It’s always better to blurt out long-kept secrets with an angry-looking turkey propped on your head.

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